just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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