please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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