Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This is the high leading the old right now
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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