I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wish you could order shots online.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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