why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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