small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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