in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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