He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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