Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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