also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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