is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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