Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you would pick up someone in the library
Fuck appropriateness.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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