I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
