I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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