Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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