And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All the doctor said was why
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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