so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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