So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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