how can u be prego again
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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