"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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