I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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