Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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