There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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