I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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