Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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