i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
