normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
COCAINE IS GR8
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