So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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