how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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