Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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