Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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