so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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