1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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