This girl is more easily done than said...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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