Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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