i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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