Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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