Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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