we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
