No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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