Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I lost the right to judge tonight
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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