I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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