Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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