He uses pillows to masturbate.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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