He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
