just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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