I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i out mim tonsoeep
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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