belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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