If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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