We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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