Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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